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Monday, February 23, 2015

Kinds Of Wannabes You Will Find Around You All The Time

The world has two kinds of people. Those who know what they are doing, and those who know they are kidding themselves but just won't quit. Here is a range of things people fake just to look a little different for a very short duration in a very small audience of people with very weird tastes. 

1. Wannabe Photographer

"Shutter speed badha do. Mast photo ayegi." -Aman Kumar Gupta© Photography™®
Image | pixelpluck

2. Wannabe Artist

"Use tracing paper. Same banega."
Image | apunkachoice

3. Wannabe Politician

"I've learnt the speech word-by-word. Ab toh kursi pakki."
Image | dailymail

4. Wannabe Football Fan

"I love Man Utd, Messi and Ronaldo."

5. Wannabe Gangster

Yo, I'm so tough, they call me Maths, biatch!"
Image | pix77

6. Wannabe Journalist

"Fab India se kurta le liya.  Bas, ab dekho journalism!"
Image | sulekha

7. Wannabe Stoner

"I don't like all this charas, ganja stuff. I only do hash."
Image | funnyjunk

8. Wannabe Cook

"Haan, it's tasty. But texture can be better. You know that grain quality, like you know, it has to be perfect!"
Image | coffeetales

9. Wannabe Dancer

"Yaar, locking and popping se ladkiyan jyada impress hoti hain ya wave se?"
Image | yashrajfilms

10. Wannabe Activist

"Is desh ko America bana denge! Lao 500 rupiye!"
Image | idiva

11. Wannabe Coder

"I can hack the World Bank in 10 minutes. Wo toh papa mana karte hain, warna arabpati hota."
Image | coveringmedia

12. Wannabe Singer

5 ghante riyaaz karti hoon roz. Raag pataal bhairavi sunega?"
Image | abplive

13. Wannabe 'Potterhead'

Tattchhim Marnasann!"
Image | desibantu

14. Wannabe Art Connoisseur

" Wow! Beautiful! I think it denotes the pure thought that divides the two sections of our society that look so similar but are so different!"   " Ye safed patti?"

15. Wannabe Musicians

"Hey, Rock n Roll is not just music, it's a way of life! Chal, 'Rock On' baja!"
Image | yetket

16. Wannabe Literati

"My movies are like my statements. They are tough to understand, but once you do, you know they are shit."
Image | newsmyntra

17. Wannabe Feminist

"Men just don't know how to respect women, saale BC MC #$%$#%!"
Image | funjabimunda

18. Wannabe Geek

"You can download everything from this website called torrents. It's awesome."
Image | YouTube

19. Wannabe Comic

"Madarchod! HAHAHA!"
Image | livemint

20. Wannabe Writer

"20 saal se writer's block chal raha tha. Flow nahi aa raha tha. Ab dekho."
Image| scoopwhoop

Fake it till you finally quit!


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